The Minion

Mischa Mckinnon @ TheMinion.com
I can’t tell where the fuck this one came from. She’s either half black and half white or her parents were from some other planet. It’s kind of confusing like when you can’t tell if you’re looking at meat or porn and that’s a problem I can’t stand. Anyways, Mischa came by looking for some dead presidents in exchange for room and board in her wet mouth. I was sniffing my "medicine" when I found some extra cash in the folds of my couch….and stomach. Instead of damaging my nostrils any further I used the money to have Mischa drool all over my cock like a wild beast. She was amazed at the size of my dick but then again she could have been just another sarcastic cunt who made her way to my "rock house".

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Aliana Love @ TheMinion.com
I don’t discriminate against cunts of all races. Hoodrats, wetbacks, rednecks, and others are all fair game when it comes to the possible amounts of money one can make in porn. However, in order to make sure that they’re scenes won’t turn out to be snore fests I take it upon myself to teach them the ways. Aliana Love spends her nights sucking the dicks of the cooks at Popeye’s Chicken in hopes of scoring some free meals of 2 pieces and a biscuit. I’m a humanitarian at heart and informed her she could make more in porn than a watermelon grower. She was reluctant until she got to my mansion and saw my bling. I had to humble this hood rat and she was soon on her knees sucking my cock as if kool-aid came out of it. I decided not to wrap my cock so I could feel her warm snatch wrapping its cunt lips around my dong. I saw heaven as my dick was in her black pussy as my mouth was downing the latest pastry treats. She kept whispering that.

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Aaliyah Jolie @ TheMinion.com
When she’s not being a blonde bimbo Aaliyah Jolie is under the hot lights of the San Fernando Valley. This up and coming porn whore needs to take her performances up to the next level and The Minion is the man to guide her there. First, I have to make sure her mouth is clean enough to suck cock on camera so I volunteered my dong to be placed firmly in her mouth. With such an ass like hers it would be a waste not to use it as a coffee table to divide and snort my drug of choice. I can honesty say that this little mouth vacuum’s blowjob skills were head and shoulders above the rest and it’s gonna be an honor to take 50% of her on camera pay.Hopefully she uses the rest of the money to buy a sandwich or some new tits.

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Jackie Ashe @ TheMinion.com
Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it. This was one of her first times fucking on camera and she has the "deer in the headlights look". I politely told her that if she wanted to be a big star she’d have to go one-on-one with the sleazy one. She was reluctant untill I told her that I held her return plane ticket home to whatever hell hole she’s from. She did server a great purpose since I used her body as a food tray for my delicious treats. Silly whore……The Minion will find any and all uses for you!

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Brodi @ TheMinion.com
I’ve seen pictures of holocaust survivors who weigh more than Brodi. If you took a blender and placed the following in it: Human feces, month old vomit, and rancid urine then you’d have something more appealing than her. It says a lot about me that I’m willing to go above the call of duty just to get some of these worthless whores into porn. I had her shower right before I stuffed my fat dick down her throat. Her eyes teared up as I jammed it down inside and I teared up when I realized I was missing out on the nightly buffet special. She rode me and from far away it must have looked like a skeleton riding a buffalo. I shot my baby-making juice all over her and I told her that it’s never a crime to appear feminine.

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